blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via modernrealism)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via harrywhippedprincess)

flawhs:

✰ Bambi/Indie blog ✰

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via asian)

imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

  • john was my favourite beatle 
  • abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
  • i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
  • disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
  • but if you think about it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
  • god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones
  • but what about mens rights
  • why can’t white people say the n-word
  • i’m just being the devils advocate

(via modernrealism)

Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: icanrelateto, via modernrealism)

don’t promise when you’re happy,
don’t reply when you’re angry and
don’t decide when you’re sad
(via caffheine)

(Source: invhale, via stalit)

nicevagina:

That is one of the most powerful posters I’ve ever seen.
My mom taught me something about relationships when I was growing up. She told me to never be the one to love the other person more. I always thought that was odd. That was until I saw how my mom loved my dad more and let him leave bruises on her skin. That was until I found my best friend drunk, bleeding on her bathroom floor, because the boy she loved more broke her heart and left. That’s why when I start to fall I catch myself. I don’t want to be the one to love more because I’ve seen what that does to people. Oh, but god do I love you more.
silly little me (via merokok)

(Source: hidden-disaster, via stalit)


wantly:

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